Author Interviews #33: Mel Sherratt

Morning, everybody!

This Autumn/Winter is set to be a real treat for readers of crime fiction and the next three days, in particular! Today sees the release of acclaimed writer Mel Sherratt’sHush Hush‘, the first in a brand new series, tomorrow is the release of the next Angie Marsons’ Kim Stone series, ‘Fatal Promise‘ and, on Saturday, the next DCI Ryan book ‘The Hermitage‘ is being released by yours truly.

Now, that is what I call a good week!!

To kick things off, I thought it would be great to hear from Mel on her publication day so she can tell us all a bit more about her fab new book and about the lovely lady behind all those gritty crime thrillers!

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Bestselling author Mel Sherratt, who has sold over a million books

  1. Tell us a bit about yourself- how did you get into this writing gig?

I’d better give you the shortened version… I’ve always wanted to write a book from a very young age, but life got in the way and also living in a working-class city, there weren’t as many options for careers in writing unless you moved out of Stoke.

I started writing my first book in 1999. I tried for twelve years to get a traditional deal with no success. Finally I decided to take my future into my own hands and self-publish my first crime novel, Taunting the Dead, in December 2011. It quickly became a bestseller in the Kindle charts, so I self-published three more in a different series, ‘The Estate Series’, and those did well too. Off the back of that I had publishers and agents contacting me. I’ve since had five two-book deals and also still self-publish as and when I can.

  1. What’s your latest project?

I’ve a book out today! Hush Hush is the first in a new series, set in my hometown of Stoke-on-Trent. It features DS Grace Allendale, who returns to Stoke and finds herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.

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A killer is on the loose, attacking people in places they feel most safe: their workplaces, their homes. It’s up to DS Grace Allendale to stop the murders, and prove herself to her new team.

All clues lead to local crime family the Steeles, but that’s where things get complicated. Because the Steeles aren’t just any family, they’re Grace’s family. Two brothers and two sisters, connected by the violent father only Grace and her mother escaped.

To catch the killer, Grace will have to choose between her team and her blood. But who do you trust, when both sides are out to get you?

I absolutely loved creating Grace. She is warm, vulnerable, edgy but very much the girl next door. ‘Tick Tock’, the next book in the series is already written and out 4 April next year.

  1. What inspired Hush Hush?

I genuinely can’t answer that because the main theme of the book is the reason why I wanted to write it and it will give the plot away. But the first ideas came because I based an earlier series in Stoke-on-Trent too. I enjoyed writing that so I decided to use the same setting and characters but swapping the DS. Then I added the premise I wanted to cover.

  1. Got any advice for people just starting out?

Yes, keep at it. It’s a ‘roll-your-eyes’ moment I know, but there are not many authors who haven’t had rejections and yet carried on behind the scenes. For most of the overnight successes, there were years of work behind them. So as long as it’s fun for you, keep on keeping on.

Writing takes time to get right and the world of publishing can be very longwinded, often brutal, and you’re only as good as your next book. So keep at it, learning the craft, honing the words, editing the prose and working with professionals to get a top notch package that a reader will love.

  1. If you could, what do you wish you could go back and ask your Old Self?

I’m not sure I would ask my Old Self anything but I would certainly tell her off for worrying. Self-doubt is a demon I battle with every day, even now it’s hard to keep at bay. So I would tell my Old Self to believe in herself more, realise she can achieve her goals and dreams, that no one is going to stop her and that she will eventually find a business woman inside her that will show her how to do it.

Oh, actually I would ask her to exercise more and not eat too many biscuits with the inevitable coffee breaks…

  1. Finally, where do you see yourself in five years?

Gosh, that is a hard one. I didn’t think five years ago that I would be where I am now, and I still pinch myself at times to see how far I’ve come.

I’ve published 15 books so I guess another 10 published will make a nice round quarter of a century.

I was planning on doing other things alongside my writing – some non-fiction and teaching – but I found I don’t have the same passion for it. The storytelling is more important to me so it will be more novels. I just love to write fiction.

…Thanks Mel! The book sounds fabulous and it’s wonderful to hear how much you’ve enjoyed writing it. That’s fantastic advice to others who might be reading this and wondering if they, too, could write a story because everybody needs a bit of self-belief, now and then. Wishing you every success with Hush Hush and with all the books that follow!

Get reading, y’all!

LJ xx

If you’d like to find out more about Mel’s work, you can check out her website here, or connect with her on Twitter and Facebook.

Author Introductions #17: K A Richardson

Hello!

Once again, it’s the start of another working week and I don’t know about anybody else but I’m quite enjoying the crisp, frosty air and clear sunny skies…it can’t last, of course, but let’s enjoy it while it does! Speaking of enjoying ourselves, it’s time to make another Author Introduction and this week it’s my pleasure to introduce another lovely Northern lass, Kerry Richardson, who writes under the pen name K.A. Richardson.

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K.A. Richardson, author of crime thrillers

Kerry is the author of the North East Police series, all based in our beloved north-east of England. Forensics features heavily in her books as well as an authentic police perspective not often captured in crime novels. So far, she has published With Deadly Intent, I’ve Been Watching You, Time to Play and Watch You Burn. The next in the series, Under the Woods, is due for release in early 2018.

Let’s find out a little more about the woman behind the writer…

  1. Tell us a little about yourself – don’t be shy!

I was raised in a single parent family on a council estate in Darlington. I grew up with my mum, Jeannet and my brother, Michael, who is disabled. I’ve loved writing and reading for as long as I can remember – my mum taught me to read before I started primary school and I dived straight into junior books. I had a huge preference for the library as a youngster and a teen – my teenage years were spent with my best friend of the time practically living in the library. I used to go at least 3 times a week and would always withdraw the maximum number! I progressed to crime novels at around 13 years old and have loved them ever since. I’m a huge fan of Sherlock Holmes and own a 1928 edition of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes which I absolutely adore.

  1. How about your latest book – what can readers look forward to when they pick it up?

The most recent release is Watch You Burn – this is the fourth in the North East Police series – book 5 in the series, Under The Woods, is hopefully going to be out early 2018 and readers can look forward to getting to know a little more about TJ Tulley – she’s the sister of Jacob Tulley who works in digital forensics and featured as a main character in book 2, I’ve Been Watching You. TJ is still coming to terms with being injured badly during an assault – she has given up her work at a solicitors’ firm and now owns and runs a disabled horse riding centre, which happens to sit on land that a killer is using to store his ‘angels’. It’s basically a story of good and evil (as are most crime novels) and I’m loving writing TJ’s character. She’s the perfect best friend material (which is what she is to me currently since I can’t leave the laptop until I’m done now haha).

  1. Who is your hero in real life and in fiction?

My hero is real life is my mum, Jeannet Hooks. My mum has not had it easy, bless her – she put her life on hold to raise me and my brother alone due to personal circumstances that were outside of her control. She struggled to make ends meet and would often go without things herself to make sure we were fed and clothed. She was back and forth to hospital a lot due to my brother’s disabilities but still managed to be there for me too. She’s my best friend – we are very close now I’m an adult and I completely respect her and love her to pieces. I’m so proud to call her my mum – she’s one of those women who’d do anything for someone else. She raised me to be strong, independent and nurtured my imagination from day one. She’s always encouraged me to be who I am and do what I want. She’s my mum.

Fiction can’t really compare to my mum – but I always loved Hannibal from the A-Team, because he always had a plan. I like to be prepared for anything and generally attribute this to that philosophy.

  1. Who are your three favourite writers – and why?

Ooooo, tricksy question! So many fab authors that it’s hard to pin point just 3! I’ll try though.

  1. Karen Rose – I love how all her books interweave with characters – I love her strong writing style – and I love how she features normal people that are special, whether that be due to disabilities, or due to circumstances and things happening.
  2. Mo Hayder – I love the darkness of her writing, and being drawn into a story so strongly that it makes me check doors and windows in case fiction becomes reality.
  3. Roald Dahl – he first drew me into his writing not through The Witches or the BFG, but by Boy and Going Solo – I loved reading about his life when he was young and the trials and tribulations he faced. Those two books I must’ve read about 50 times when I was a teenager. I still love them now, as well as all his other writing.

5. When you’re not writing, what is your favourite way to spend your time?

I love to snuggle on the sofa, light the candles, and watch TV with my hubby, Peter. There’s something insanely relaxing about being able to switch off with the one you love.

  1. What do you consider to be your greatest achievement?

You know, I’ve had quite a few. From being a child to now there would be many achievements that I could mention, but perhaps my greatest one (or the one I’m most proud of so far anyway), is writing. As I mentioned earlier, I’ve always loved to write – from little hand-stapled books that I gave to my teachers at school, to today when I have 4 books published and am contracted for another three currently. It blows my mind that I’ve managed to write something that people other than me enjoy. Every time I meet someone new, or see my books in shops, I’m reminded that I actually did that. I wrote the words, formed the story and held other people’s attention. It’s not something that will ever get old, even if I do often still feel it’s surreal and actually happening to someone else!

  1. What was your favourite book as a child?

Oooo another tricksy question! I pretty much read the whole children’s library and still own over 220 Enid Blyton books now. I devoured everything! To pin point just one book is just too hard. Especially since my favourites would change week to week! If you put a gun to my head though, I’d have to say The Enchanted Wood by Enid Blyton. It’s the first in the faraway tree series and I absolutely love Moonface – I really wanted him to be my best friend! He loves toffee and has a slide in his house – when you’re a kid that’s all you’d ever need in a best friend, right?

  1. Have you read any books recently that have really captured your imagination?

The Blue Day Book by Bradley Trevor Greive – this is one of my go-to books. When I feel a bit down (I suffer from depression and quite often things can get on top of me without me realising), I reach for this one. I’ve read it a couple of times in recent months though have owned it for a very long time (along with all the other’s in the same series). This book has a way of connecting me with nature whilst allowing the words to pick me up a little and make me realise that it’s not as bad as it first seems. It helps clear my head a little so that I can think and focus on the positive stuff – this in turn helps the bad stuff fade a little, or at least be pushed back for another day. It’s really quite an inspiring book and never fails to raise a smile.

  1. If the Prime Minister knocked at your front door and asked to borrow a book, which one would you recommend they read?

How to run an effective government by Wotar U Doo-wing – just joking haha.

  1. Finally, if you could be any character from a movie, which would it be?

Lotty (played by Michelle Rodriguez) in the fast and furious movies – she’s totally kick ass.

…Thanks, Kerry! I think we have a lot in common since my hero is also undoubtedly my mum and we also happen to own a 1928 copy of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – snap! Looking forward to seeing your next book hit the stores in 2018 and, until then, wishing you the best with all your edits… #writersolidarity

Now, it’s time for me to dive back to the world of DCI Ryan, who is currently preparing to roll back into town on the proverbial sin wagon in Dark Skies .  Other than that, I’ll be consigned to the wonderful world of packing and removals as we prepare to hitch a ride on the Ross Family Wagon back up to Northumberland – for good!

Hope you all have a wonderful week,

LJ x

Author Introductions #15: Angela Marsons

Happy Monday!

For those not in the know, it was the half term holidays last week and, I must confess, it’s all still a bit new to me. My son is in his first term of Reception class and I’m trying to get used to all this ‘term time’ malarkey / planning around a set timetable / not being able to piss off to Vegas anymore. However, we dived into the spirit of the occasion and drove the Rossmobile (yes, I really did just refer to my car as the ‘Rossmobile’) up to Northumberland, where we are the middle of trying to buy a house. Cue various appointments with builders, plumbers…you name it, we met them. Thank God Ethan’s grandparents are kindly souls who helped us out!

Now, we’re back in Somerset and, as it’s the start of a brand new week, that means it’s time for our next Author Introduction. This week, it’s an absolute pleasure to welcome Angela Marsons to the blog.

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Angela Marsons, bestselling author of crime fiction

 Angela is the author of the Amazon Bestselling DI Kim Stone seriesSilent Scream, Evil Games, Lost Girls, Play Dead, Blood Lines and Dead Souls and her books have sold more than 2 million copies in 2 years. She lives in the Black Country with her partner, their cheeky Golden Retriever and a swearing parrot.

She first discovered her love of writing at Junior School when actual lessons came second to watching other people and quietly making up her own stories about them. Her report card invariably read “Angela would do well if she minded her own business as well as she minds other people’s”.

After years of writing relationship based stories (The Forgotten Woman and Dear Mother) Angela turned to Crime, fictionally speaking of course, and developed a character that refused to go away. She is signed to Bookouture for a total of 16 books in the Kim Stone series and her books have been translated into more than 20 languages. Her last two books – Blood Lines and Dead Souls – reached the #1 spot on Amazon on pre-orders alone.

Now that is seriously impressive! Let’s find out a little more about this lovely lady…

  1. Tell us a little about yourself – don’t be shy!

I am a crime writer from the Black Country in the West Midlands.  The seventh instalment of the DI Kim Stone crime series is due to be published on 3rd November. I divide my time between the Black Country and Welshpool with my partner, Julie, our devilish Golden Labrador named Roxy and our swearing parrot called Nelson.

  1. How about your latest book – what can readers look forward to when they pick it up?

My latest book, Broken Bones, covers the subjects of grooming, prostitution and the modern slave trade.  That people ownership still exists in the 21st century is unbelievable to me and begged to be explored.

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  1. Who is your hero in real life and in fiction?

My hero in real life is without doubt my partner, Julie.  She has faced severe physical challenges since her late teens and still endures horrific pain on a daily basis.  Her limitations have prevented her doing many things but she refuses to even consider having a half empty cup and only finds the positive in any given situation.  She inspires me every day.

My fictional hero is Kathy Mallory from the Carol O’Connell novels.  She suffered a horrific childhood and is borderline sociopathic but still manages to fight for the underdog and do the right thing.

  1. Who are your three favourite writers – and why?

I love anything by Val McDermid but especially the Tony Hill series. He is a character that sucked me in from the very first book. I find that I am drawn to characters who are a little bit off and not quite normal.

Although not a novelist I am a huge fan of Aaron Sorkin who penned amongst other things the film A Few Good Men and The West Wing.  His skill in combining drama, lifelike characters, emotion and humour is just awe-inspiring.

Karin Slaughter is another favourite of mine.  She is not afraid to make brave decisions and combining the Grant County series with the Will Trent series of books was a stroke of pure genius.

  1. When you’re not writing, what is your favourite way to spend your time?

I enjoy nothing more than curling up on the sofa with a book from one of my favourite authors.  With reading time now at a premium this always feels like a real luxury being able to switch off and just enjoy the craft of someone else.  Away from words I enjoy exploring the countryside and finding breath taking new views.

  1. What do you consider to be your greatest achievement?

I would say that realising my lifelong dream of writing for a living is by far my greatest achievement.  Such aspirations were not encouraged at my school, where we were instructed to learn to type.  I left school at sixteen and wrote around full time employment for more than 25 years until Bookouture published my first crime novel, Silent Scream, in February 2015

  1. What was your favourite book as a child?

As a child, I always enjoyed Enid Blyton but I would say my favourite book back then was Three into Two Won’t Go by Andrea Newman which I discovered probably earlier than I should have due to my English teacher encouraging me to read above my age.  It was the book that inspired me to want to write the stories and not just read them.

  1. Have you read any books recently that have really captured your imagination?

I recently read A Daughter’s Courage by Renita D’Silva. I adore her books and they always transport me effortlessly into the world of her excellently drawn characters and compelling storylines that span Britain and India. I learn something every time I read her books but the subject of a Devadasi’s life in 1920’s India captivated me and stayed with me for a very long time.

  1. If the Prime Minister knocked at your front door and asked to borrow a book, which one would you recommend they read?

I would recommend Bella’s Christmas Bake Off by Sue Watson.  I adore this lady’s writing and wicked sense of humour and this book was filled with laugh out loud moments throughout the book and, quite honestly, I think the Prime Minister could do with a bit of a laugh.

  1. Finally, if you could be any character from a movie, which would it be?

Oooh, love this question.  I think I would like to be Clarice Starling from The Silence of the Lambs.  The idea of having to pit my wits against the formidable Hannibal Lecter both terrifies and intrigues me.

…Thanks, Angela! Some great answers and I would love to meet that swearing parrot, one day! The Silence of the Lambs is one of my all-time favourite movies, so I definitely agree with your choice there. Wishing you every success with your latest book and thanks for joining us!

For now, it’s back to motivational Monday music (in my case, Ludacris peppered with the Guns ‘n’ Roses) while I polish and buff my next release.

Have a wonderful week!

LJ x

How to publish independently with Amazon…and have a Guinness afterwards.

Hello!

After a fairly emotional few weeks following a bereavement in our family, I was very happy to get away from it all with Mr Ross for a few days. I managed to combine business with pleasure by accepting Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing’s very kind offer to come along and be a panellist at one of their events: ‘How to Publish Independently with Amazon KDP’, which was organised in association with Writing.ie. and held in Dublin last weekend.

I have to say that this event was a pleasure to be part of: it lasted all day Saturday and was live streamed throughout libraries in Ireland, as well as via the Amazon KDP YouTube channel. The panels covered wide-ranging topics of interest, particularly to new writers, such as ‘How to Write a Bestseller’, ‘Marketing’, ‘It’s all in the Cover’, ‘How to Make a Book’ etc. Now that I’m onto my fifth book in less than two years, it’s easy for me to forget just how daunting some of these processes can be to people just starting out. But it isn’t too much of a stretch for me to simply cast my mind back to Christmas 2014, when I was on the verge of first uploading Holy Island. That book went on to be an international bestseller but, at the time, I had no way of knowing that. It’s so important for me to participate in these events, not only to share the knowledge I have acquired, but to remind myself of that initial excitement about the industry. And there is a lot to be excited about! Yes, it can be competitive and, yes, you need to work hard, but tell me one industry where that isn’t the case? At least you can be creative and write books which is such a rewarding end in itself.

If you’d like to watch the panels again, you can do so here.

The atmosphere was so lively and positive but at the same time there was a laid back feel which allowed people to relax into the panel discussions. I was joined by some lovely authors and industry professionals, including Mark Dawson, Hazel Gaynor and Catherine Ryan Howard. Rick O’Shea kindly compered alongside some of the team from Amazon and Victoria Fox O’Loughlin from Writing.ie, all of whom have valuable insights and experiences to share. That really struck a chord for me – we may have shared ideas about certain elements of the business, but we are each very individual in our approach and style, which is encouraging for anyone thinking about taking the leap; you don’t have to be pre-packaged in order to succeed.

Dublin itself was warm and friendly, as always. We caught up with some old friends, treated ourselves to a well deserved beverage of the alcoholic variety and thoroughly enjoyed spending time with like minded people.

Now, it’s back to work…

LJ x

About time…

Hello!

It’s been busy in the life of LJ Ross (as always) what with completing Angel (Book 4 of the DCI Ryan Mysteries) and preparing for its general release, alongside all the usual travel and life events! Most notably, my son turned three recently and I was struck forcibly by the passage of time – as I am whenever I need to buy him a bigger pair of shoes. How quickly life storms ahead, twisting and changing before our very eyes.

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I wonder how different the world will be by the time he is grown; I remember things like ‘floppy discs’ and ‘cassette players’ whereas these will probably sound like weird and wonderful oddities to his technologically-advanced mind. I have always thought of life as a continuous cycle, never something that stands still. Moments cannot be captured like butterflies or created into a frieze, immortalised so that we can relive them time and again. But they can be remembered and that’s what I try to focus on.

The knowledge that life is so short, combined with a personal philosophy that does not include any religious deity or notion of an afterlife, has led me to adopt what I hope is a very proactive approach rooted in the here and now. My friends and family have remarked that I ‘never sit still’ or that I am ‘always on the go’ and it’s true: I find it hard to relax and do nothing. It feels like such a waste. But that’s where reading has been such a wonderful gift. It is one of the few times when I can feel my mind and body switching off, so thank you to all of the wonderful authors who have provided me with so many hours of enjoyment.

The nagging feeling that life is passing swiftly was what actively propelled me to change career. I enjoyed my life as a lawyer but I was acutely conscious that something was missing, something unfulfilled. Idealistic notions of ‘making a difference’ didn’t prepare me for the simple fact that life isn’t fair; people aren’t equal; democracy doesn’t always work and human nature is sometimes depressingly predictable. Don’t get me wrong – I have infinite faith in the resilience of the human condition, but I wasn’t prepared to waste the rest of my life trying to prove the point.

I firmly believe that people are capable of being many things over the course of a lifetime. There is no Orwellian dictator who hands out professions at birth and expects us to stick to them, so it falls upon us to reach out and grasp the life we want to lead. There may be challenges: personal, professional, financial, health-wise… but success will taste all the sweeter once these have been overcome.

It’s all about taking the first step. Blink and you’ll find that three years have passed!

Have a great weekend 🙂

LJ x

Three things I’ve learned…

Hello!

Long time no type! Sorry about that. I’ve been busy lately with the release of Sycamore Gap and furiously working away on not one…not two…but THREE different titles. Don’t get too excited yet– there’s a way to go before any of them are finished! I also took a few cheeky days off as holiday and enjoyed some time with Mr Ross and Mini Ross.

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Anyone remember that movie, ‘There’s Something About Mary?’…well, he’s looking for his baseball…

Back to reality now!

Once again, I’ve been completely and utterly mind-blowingly shocked at the warm reception Sycamore Gap has received. Seriously, if I had been drinking, I would be reciting soppy poems to all my readers out there. When I signed off the book, closed the laptop down and prepared to upload it for all to see, I told myself very firmly that lightning rarely strikes twice: do not expect to repeat the success of Holy Island, for that must surely have been a case of good luck and a kind-hearted readership.

Well, looks like I’m either the luckiest person in the world, or I have the kindest readership, because in its first week Sycamore Gap is top 50 in the UK Amazon charts and #1 in both of its categories (at the time of writing). To put this in perspective, after the first week of Holy Island being published, it was most likely ranking in the thousands before it started climbing.

I can’t thank you all enough for reading it.

There, I’ll stop with the soppiness.

With so much happening in my first year in the business, I’ve been reflecting on some of the things I’ve learned along the way. Here are three of them:

  1. Self-publishing and traditional publishing are surprisingly alike in certain areas. Bear in mind that a reader going into Waterstones might have come across some reviews about a book, or might have seen some advertising, but they will still look at the blurb and the first few pages to see if it looks like it will be their cup of tea. Likewise, Amazon allows you to peruse a book description and digitally thumb through the first three chapters before buying.

Note to self: write catchy book description and strong first few chapters.

  1. Do not be affected by the self-consciousness of others. This is applicable in any business, but I don’t think I fully appreciated just how sensitive and/or competitive some other writers can be (not all, just some). Best thing to do, in my opinion, is concentrate on your own game and try not to look over your shoulder. It’ll drive you bonkers!

Note to self: do not be offended by passive aggressive commentary by other writers.

FOR EXAMPLE:

Scenario 1 (where your book isn’t selling well and neither is theirs)

“Nawwww, that’s a shame.”

Scenario 2 (where your book is selling well but theirs isn’t)

“You must have sold out. I guess it’s easy to sell books if you’re not bothered about your craft.”

Scenario 3 (where their book is selling well but yours isn’t)

“You see, on a deeper level I knew my tome would connect widely with readers given its vivid portrayal of what it means to truly be human in the world today.” [Warning: monologues may continue for up to 30 minutes with copious usage of “me” and “I” paired with much hyperbole].

  1. Writing is brilliant. It frees up your imagination and except for the potential to contract arthritis in later years, or repetitive strain injury, I can’t see any downside. Regardless of what people might tell you, if you enjoy writing and you can weave a story, there will invariably be someone out there who enjoys reading it. Therefore, why not give it a go?

Note to self: it’s a no-brainer. Continue to write.

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend. I will leave you with a beautiful ink painting one lovely reader completed after reading Sycamore Gap. What a treasure!

Kath Finlay 2015

Kath Finlay 2015

See you next time x

CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!

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That’s right, the wait is over! Sycamore Gap is now available to buy on Kindle, so go forth and plunder if it takes your fancy!

You can check out the book description or take a peek inside the book here.

Happy reading!

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BREAKING NEWS!

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Background photo (c) Roger Clegg Photography

Hold on to your hats, folks, because DCI Ryan is BACK!

That’s right. Set a reminder on your ‘phone, shove a post-it on the fridge, sky-write it (maybe a bit much) but the sequel, ‘Sycamore Gap’, is very nearly here, available to buy on Amazon from 12th September.

Ryan and Phillips are back, and this time, it’s Geordie.

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PAPERBACK NOW AVAILABLE!

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The paperback version of Holy Island: A DCI Ryan Mystery is now available to purchase through Amazon, for those of you who prefer to hold a real book in your hands!

Get your copy here!

Alternatively, don’t forget to enter the Caption Competition to be in with a chance of winning a free copy!

Happy reading, folks 🙂

Five reasons to love London…

Written on the door to the loo at the Espresso Bar in Covent Garden. Clearly, they know me too well.

Written on the door to the loo at the Espresso Bar in Covent Garden. Wise words. 

1. There are independent coffee shops which play Turkish dance music. You can therefore drink excellent coffee, while typing, WHILE SHAKING YOUR KABOOSE!

2. There are tourists who come to you asking directions to Covent Garden, while they are standing in the middle of Covent Garden. Moral dilemmas abound.

3. London isn’t the middle of no-where. I say this, having recently returned from the wilderness of a forgotten town in Kent. Now, call me biased, but there are some parts of the country where wilderness is positively a good thing (read: Northumberland). The place I have just visited (which shall remain nameless in order to protect myself from any angry attacks from the village council, or similar) was not one of those good types of wilderness. It was one of those, “Oh dear God, let me back on the train so I can smell the sweet smell of civilisation” types of wilderness.

4. You can dress like a slob and call it ‘kitsch 90s throwback’. How else can we explain the recent regression to the jelly sandal?

5. The air may be smoggy, but you can console yourself with the fact that it isn’t as smoggy as Middlesborough, or Shanghai.

The list goes on, but that’ll do for now!

Happy Tuesday!

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